The 2018 ESPY (Excellence In Sports Performance Yearly) Awards were held on Wednesday night in Los Angeles, and retired race-car driver Danica Patrick hosted the ceremony.
Patrick, 36, made history as the first woman to ever host the awards show — which is often called the “Oscars of sports” — and poked fun at this at the very start of her opening monologue.
“It’s true, the ESPYs have never had a host like me before,” she said. “As you can see… I’m their first race-car driver! So obvious.”
Patrick then went on to mercilessly roast dozens of athletes and sports teams, referencing major events that happened over the last year.
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“For the last 25 years the ESPYs have been about celebrating the magic of sports,” Patrick continued. “No matter what else is going on in the world, sports have always had the power to inspire and give hope… Unless those people are from Cleveland,” she added to laughs, as the camera panned to a slightly smiling Kevin Love, a player for the Cleveland Cavaliers. Patrick was likely referencing the Cleveland Browns‘ winless (0-16) season last year, the latest in a long streak of terrible campaigns for the NFL team.
Patrick went on to make mildly funny or unoriginal jokes about Houston Astros second baseman Jose Altuve’s height and New York Giants wide receiver Odell Beckham Jr.’s crazy blonde hair, among many other quips.
The former race-car driver also noted very recent events, like a photo showing the Washington Capitals’ Russian star Alex Ovechkin proudly smiling while holding the team’s Stanley Cup. Patrick compared the moment to Russian President Vladimir Putin‘s joy at the outcome of his summit with President Donald Trump in Helsinki on Monday.
“I haven’t seen a Russian this pleased with Washington since, well… two days ago,” she quipped.
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Patrick also ribbed the U.S. Men’s National Soccer Team for not qualifying for the 2018 FIFA World Cup, and congratulated France for winning the tournament, and Cavaliers star J.R. Smith for his key mistake against the Golden State Warriors during the NBA Finals. Most of the host’s jokes did not seem to land too well with the crowd.
Patrick and her Green Bay Packers quarterback boyfriend Aaron Rodgers also spoofed the Oscar-winning movie I, Tonya, which detailed the rise and fall of American Olympic figure skater Tonya Harding. The parody at the ESPYs was a trailer for a fake film called Me, Danica that saw Patrick portray herself as a trashy race-car driver who had a tough upbringing and got caught in a major scandal like Harding.
Among the other major highlights of the night was Buffalo Bills legend Jim Kelly, a Hall of Fame quarterback who was diagnosed with oral cancer. Kelly delivered a moving speech while accepting the Jimmy V Award for Perseverance.
Many current and former members of the U.S. women’s Gymnastics Olympic team also took the stage to accept the Arthur Ashe Courage Award in one of the most powerful moments of the ceremony. In total, 141 women who are or were members of the team stood onstage to accept the award. What they all had in common: every one of them was a survivor of sexual abuse from Larry Nassar, the Olympic team’s doctor and former Michigan State physician who was sentenced to prison in January for his crimes.
Aly Raisman, a gold medallist who became one of the leaders of the movement to help the women speak out about their experiences with abuse, gave a rousing speech about striving to encourage young girls everywhere to make their voices heard about assault and to end corruption that aims to silence women on this issue.
“To all the survivors out there, don’t let anyone rewrite your story,” said Raisman. “Your truth does matter. You matter and you are not alone.”
The survivors earned a standing ovation after Raisman’s speech.
Another powerful moment came when the families of three coaches who were killed protecting students during a shooting at Marjorie Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida in February accepted the Best Coach of the Year Award alongside the school’s football coach Elliot Bonner.
“It’s not a political issue,” Bonner said in his speech. “It’s a human issue. Lives were lost that didn’t have to be.”
Best Male Athlete: Alexander Ovechkin, Washington Capitals
Best Female Athlete: Chloe Kim, U.S. Snowboarder
Best Team: Houston Astros
Best Play: Arike Ogunbowale’s Title Game Buzzer-Beater
Best Coach: Aaron Feis, Scott Beigel and Chris Hixon, Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School
Best Moment: The Minnesota Miracle (Stefon Diggs’ Game-Winning TD vs. Saints)
Best Game: U.S. Women’s Olympic Hockey Team defeats Canada at 2018 Winter Olympics
Best Breakthrough Athlete: Donovan Mitchell, Utah Jazz
Best Championship Performance: Nick Foles, Philadelphia Eagles
Arthur Ashe Courage Award: Survivors of Larry Nassar Sexual Abuse
Jimmy V Award: Jim Kelly
Pat Tillman Award for Service: Sgt. Jake Wood
Best Olympic Moment: Shaun White‘s Halfpipe Gold Medal
Best College Athlete: Baker Mayfield, Oklahoma
Best Female Action Sports Athlete: Chloe Kim
Best Female Olympian: Chloe Kim
Best Male Olympian: Shaun White
Best Fighter: Terence Crawford
Best Record-Breaking Performance: Roger Federer
Best NFL Player: Tom Brady, New England Patriots
Best MLB Player: Mike Trout, Los Angeles Angels
Best NBA Player: LeBron James, Cleveland Cavaliers
Best WNBA Player: Maya Moore, Minnesota Lynx
Best NHL Player: Alexander Ovechkin, Washington Capitals
Best International Men’s Soccer Player: Cristiano Ronaldo
Best International Women’s Soccer Player: Sam Kerr
Best Driver: Martin Truex Jr.
Best Male Golfer: Jordan Spieth
Best Female Golfer: Sung-Hyun Park
Best Male Tennis Player: Roger Federer
Best Female Tennis Player: Sloane Stephens
Best Male Action Sports Athlete: David Wise
Best Jockey: Jose Ortiz
Best Male Athlete With a Disability: Mike Schultz, Snowboarding
Best Female Athlete With a Disability: Brenna Huckaby, Snowboarding
Best Bowler: Rhino Page
Best MLS Player: Nemanja Nikolic, Chicago Fire
Best NWSL Player: Megan Rapinoe, Seattle Reign
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