The thin air in Denver has been hanging a little too thick around the Bronco’s practice facility this week. Players around the league have begun preparations for the 2015-2016 season but defensive star Von Miller has been spending his time dealing with the Broncos new fine system – a Fart Tax, if you will – according to Denver Post reporter Nicki Jhabvala.
Thankfully for all of us curious fans, Jhabvala let Miller elaborate:
The plot thickened this morning however when Jhabvala hit Twitter yet again and tweeted this update to the story:
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