Mets’ Matt Harvey Pulls Fast One On Team In No Show

New York Mets Pitcher Matt Harvey shocked his team on Tuesday by failing to appear at the noon-scheduled mandatory workout session. The 26-year-old player out of the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill came forward and fully apologized and stated that this would never happen again. Harvey stated that he lost track of time as his excuse.  “It’s never happened before,” claimed Harvey. “Unfortunately, it happened kind of at a bad time, a mandatory time. Truly, I just screwed up.” This gaffe is particularly noteworthy because it occurred on the first day of the Mets’ postseason career.

Another Mets pitcher, David Wright, stated: “I’m concerned with the guys that are here. The guys that are here, we had a great workout. We’re rolling, we’re clicking. Guys came in today, took care of business, did what they need to do to prepare for Friday.”